The above installment of Dinosaur Comics inspired me to ask the young people to think up some new and awesome forms of transportation.

The list below represents the best collaborative efforts of two class periods.

Heely-coptor – Shoes with retractable flying rotors.

Ziplinousine – A method by which people travel to prom together if they are on a mountain top or in a tall tree, and prom is not.

Donkaudi – Part beast of burden, part German luxury car. It comes in gray.

Mooped – In the same vein as the donkaudi but somehow less awesome all around.

The Carousub-Way – It goes around and around to to the sound of unsettling calliope music, but underground!

Paragondola – Ah, the convection currents over Venice.

Automoboat – I’m pretty sure this has been done, but the part car, part boat hybrid is still not commercially available. Maybe a new name will get interest rolling.

Camelevator -Either an elevator powered by camels, or an elevator for camels.

Beeferrari – This one is the most disgusting by far, but probably the fastest, too, so it’s got that going for it.

And my personal favorite: The Sled Zeppelin – Down the snowy hill, high above the snowy hill, take your pick, but rock all the way!

We wait anxiously for your new modes of transportation that are greater than or equal to the above level of rad. See you in the comment section.

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